Elon's MAGA Meltdown

The Tax Bill Is Tearing MAGA Apart

Whoopsie.

It seems that the MAGA GOP, a party that once was very exercised about having to “vote on the bill to see what’s in it,” is realizing the sheer magnitude of the fecal sandwich they voted for in hypnotic lockstep on Donnie Taco’s orders.

The moment House Republicans high-fived their way through Mike Johnson’s (you know, that odd little pornsessive homunculus who serves as Speaker of the House) most recent Mini-me) “One Big, Beautiful Bill” they swore they’d finally delivered MAGA populist utopia: tax cuts Elon Musk, his fellow Valley broligarchs, and our struggling, Mom-and-Pop private equity firms like Blackrock, with a side of culture-war sriracha and a pinkie-promise there were no cuts for Medicare or Medicaid.

This is today’s equivalent of “Mexico will pay for it.” Now, barely a news cycle later, the same proud co-signers are pawing through the legislative rubble like panicked homeowners who just realized their contractor built their 4/3 5000sqft Black-and-White Chip-and-Joanna suburban manse over an abandoned Indian burial ground.