where is the garbage dump where this statue properly belongs ? Is there a spare dumpster at the back of an EPA formerly sanctioned, now lifted, disused chemical plant somewhere that that this statue could grace?
My newest mathtastic avant prog jazz metal obsession is '25's Übercode Œuvre. I've always loved Panzerballet but some days you just don't feel like invading Poland, y'know? ;) Their last two albums were still technically untouchable but Jan started getting into things like deconstructing jazz standards, accompanying Take Five with tuplets in another meter, that kind of academic stuff.
Even for me it was getting a little dry and German music professor.
Jan Zehrfeld's got his juice back on this one, though. One of my all-time favorite styles of music and Panzerballet serves as a clearinghouse for every advanced thing with electric guitars across everything from mathcore and technical death metal to legato Holdsworthian abstruse fusion.
35: Prince Ka$h danced "before the Lard with all his might" while wearing a Patriot iPod, bringing the Shart of the Covenant into Most Holy of Holies.
36: Verily The Orange God stood before them, and proceeded to summon The Lards Of The Dance, with both hands. Then a mighty wind was heard, and it was wet. The MAGA Acolytes around Him were of brave countenance. The vapors rose gratefully up to the Heavens.
How wry! Perfect.
Trump wants whatever is left of MAGA to worship him at his golden statue. I say tear it down. I worship on Saturday night.
So that’s where all the gold went that was supposed to be used for the gold Trump cell phones that never materialized!
If there were a vengeful God, now would be the perfect time to smite all those worshipping at the foot of the golden cankles.
Trump's favorite color isn't gold, it's urine.
Delicious. Sent it to my pastor who will love it.
Now playing: Panzerballett, The Seasons: Summer (Antonio Vivaldi)
Because we all need a little more jazz metal Vivaldi in our lives ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duhnDCAnC8A
Laugh of the day accomplished, nice and early! Excellent work as always.
where is the garbage dump where this statue properly belongs ? Is there a spare dumpster at the back of an EPA formerly sanctioned, now lifted, disused chemical plant somewhere that that this statue could grace?
Well, I'm am righteously gobsmacked. Say Halleluiah.
As an ordained minister, I can say that this is priceless! Moses would have been hard pressed to say it better.
Very clever, albeit sad at the same time.
Now playing: Panzerballett, Seven Steps to Hell
My newest mathtastic avant prog jazz metal obsession is '25's Übercode Œuvre. I've always loved Panzerballet but some days you just don't feel like invading Poland, y'know? ;) Their last two albums were still technically untouchable but Jan started getting into things like deconstructing jazz standards, accompanying Take Five with tuplets in another meter, that kind of academic stuff.
Even for me it was getting a little dry and German music professor.
Jan Zehrfeld's got his juice back on this one, though. One of my all-time favorite styles of music and Panzerballet serves as a clearinghouse for every advanced thing with electric guitars across everything from mathcore and technical death metal to legato Holdsworthian abstruse fusion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lydUalLsx2E
Moses not admitted at gate. LOL
HEY, that’s ok. He can come one golf course down. We are all there and he can join for free. It’s a public course. LOL
Salud, Rick.
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A golden idol indeed, one of Biblical proportions, but one that is far more suited positioned at the gates of Hell.
Lector: “The Gospel of the Lord of Lies.” Response: “Praise to you, Lord Belial.”
35: Prince Ka$h danced "before the Lard with all his might" while wearing a Patriot iPod, bringing the Shart of the Covenant into Most Holy of Holies.
36: Verily The Orange God stood before them, and proceeded to summon The Lards Of The Dance, with both hands. Then a mighty wind was heard, and it was wet. The MAGA Acolytes around Him were of brave countenance. The vapors rose gratefully up to the Heavens.