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Patricia Waellner's avatar

I wouldn’t vote for Hegseth for dog catcher!

Michael Demino's avatar

He’s such an idiot.

Seraphita's avatar

I wish every news outlet in any form should be showing Kegsbreath wiping his nose and then laying that snot through his hair! Run it on a loop everywhere.

JVG's avatar

Oh, please, pretty please 🙏 let him run! The primary debates would be absolutely delicious.

Jeff Luth's avatar

Hegseth is a vile moronic racist and sadistic vandal. Unfortunately this is the base requirement for Republican politicians.

Linda Morway's avatar

And he is a sexual abuser!

Ordinant's avatar

> The field will be a slaughterhouse. Set aside the high-ID folks: Vance, Rubio, RFK Jr., Donald Trump Jr., and Ted Cruz (R-Cuckold Valley, TX). Every GOP governor with a record, a few senators and reps with donor lists, every other heir apparent with a niche issue, are considering it. That seductive whisper in their ear as they

This paragraph was unfinished. I was eager to hear about that seductive whisper's effect.

Lisa Myers's avatar

I would not let Heggy clean my toilet.....

Linda Roberta Hibbs's avatar

Thank you for the article, Mr. Wilson. Mush brain 🧠 I don’t think so. He has no political experience whatsoever for this country. He would turn this country upside down.

Christine FL's avatar

I’m sorry. I cannot help it. I’m still laughing. The comparison of our Sec’y of Defense, oh excuse me…War… to “a broken Keurig in a Days Inn” is so on point. How in the world is a creative nature this witty? Rick….honestly, that goes in my witty stash where such authors as Ogden Nash are.

Thank you.

Salud!

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GeorgeCarlinWasRight's avatar

Please, please, please let him run. It will be glorious to watch the trip and fall into oblivion.

Matthew Harvey's avatar

It’s the classic law of diminishing returns: never promote someone beyond their abilities.

Al Draycott's avatar

No, no, no. He doesn't have the qualifications for a barmaid. I wouldn't trust him on sentry duty. The last man I would want in my foxhole.

john koebig's avatar

Has anyone in maggot land figured out that trump hates his own supporters more than anyone else?

BaritoneWoman's avatar

Nah, they're now learning the hard way as their farms and small businesses go deeper in debt and belly-up. And while their health insurance premiums increase or benefits get cut.

FAFO, right?

john koebig's avatar

Strategic thinking, this administration? Yeah right.

john koebig's avatar

What a trade: a malignant narcissist sociopath for Pete "double tap" Hegseth, an alcoholic religious fanatic.

john koebig's avatar

Yeah Pete, I'll vote for ya. But you gotta give up the film and the evidence you possess of those fishermen running drugs and being killed by our military's missile fire.