The Douchebag Doctrine
Trump's Imperial Dreams and Juvenile Obsessions
Yesterday, Donald Trump pulled America back into the Trump Matrix with the gravitational force of a million black holes, all while focusing on what matters most.
Yes, for 70 long minutes, Trump laid out a serious, surprisingly coherent, and mature plan to get the price of groceries, gas, and rent under control in the face of continued inflation in those sectors.
Oh. Wait.
