The Friday Brief

July 11, 2925

Inside:
The Epstein Coverup.
Epstein: It’s A Mystery!
The ICE Panopticon.
Poor, Pitiful ICE.
Pentagon Chaos.
A Nice Profile of Me In Influence Magazine.
Twitter CEO Linda Yaccarino Is Out.
90 Deals In 90 Days…Or Not.
A Sad And Moving Lawrence Summers Piece
Ken Paxton Demands Privacy
Mind, Brain…Who Knows?

The Big Picture

The Epstein Coverup

I know we’re spending a lot of time on this matter, but it’s important for so many reasons.

They thought it was coming. They swore it was coming. The Epstein files…the Holy Grail of MAGA and Q-addled rage, the long-promised Rosetta Stone that would finally expose the deep state, the Clintons, Tom Hanks, your local kindergarten teacher, and maybe even the ghost of Antonin Scalia. All of them, unmasked in a glorious festival of retribution, courtesy of Daddy Trump.

But like every Trump promise not involving tax breaks for billionaires or pardons for goons, the Big Reveal never arrived. Instead, this week brought the sad trombone of reality: the Trump administration…yes, his own hand-picked Department of Justice and his cheerleading former Fox News barbie turned Attorney General, Pam Bondi released a carefully sterilized memo concluding that there’s no Epstein client list, no grand conspiracy, no cabal of elites sipping adrenochrome.

No secret underground liar below Comet Ping Pong where a global cabal of Satanic pedophile cannibal child slave traffickers hold court.

Just a dead pervert and a disappointed nation of red-capped keyboard warriors.

Cue the meltdown.

This wasn’t just a betrayal. This was heresy. This was J.D. Vance getting to the Vatican and realizing the Pope is playing beer pong with Beelzebub and Hunter Biden. MAGAworld didn’t just expect the Epstein Revelations would destroy every Democrat, journalist, and celebrity in their pantheon of petty hatreds: they demanded it, had built their identity around it. And now? Trump torched the stage, pissed on the ashes, and told them, “It’s over. Move on.”

And oh, they’re moving on all right…right into a frothing civil war with each other.

Let’s be clear: the Epstein files were one of those low-cost chum buckets the MAGA scamfluencer and talk radio dipshits loved to toss to the Trumpian mob, feeding the illusion of a conspiracy, reinforcing the in-group loyalty of the MAGA Pedo Hunter Club. The oddity, of course, that never tweaks their wet-brained minds is that the sheer number of MAGA elected officials, evangelical youth pastors, donors to and friends of Donald Trump who turned out to be monstrous pedophiles.

Weird.