The LaCivita Death Clock

You, too, Susie.

Trump is entering the final flame out phase of a terrible, horrible, no-good month.

Like a deal with the infernal lord of the underworld, Chris LaCivita and Susie Wiles could only see the upside of the deal, even as they signed it with a pen made a human radial bone in their own blood. And, like every deal with the Devil, the Devil has no intention of abiding by the contract. If LaCivita expected this digital age Doctor Faustus to play out any differently than Goethe’s or Marlowe’s versions, he was sadly mistaken.