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Ron's avatar

His farts even put him out.

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Bob McKeown's avatar

Just a heads-up if anyone missed this guy; this has been floating around for awhile. Noel Casler, a former PA on The Celebrity Apprentice, is the OG source on Trump's drugs, diapers and uber-creepy letch on Ivanka as a young girl. He was there when Trump shit himself and the lavalier mics picked it up. Trump also wears a thick, plastic girdle that it is impossible for him to put on by himself. Yikes.

If you haven't seen this excerpt from a pod where he lays it all out (he namechecks Rick), it's an absolute must watch, considering that his effluence is gonna become a major issue in Merchan's courtroom:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnK164efOB0

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Bob McKeown's avatar

Holy fuckballs. I'm watching another pod with Noel Casler and he said Mark Burnett wanted to do a series on the Russian Mir space station. Putin nixed it and told him to do a show about that New York fake businessman guy Trump. So Putin is the _direct inspiration_ of The Apprentice. It's not any less flabbergasting for not being very surprising ...

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Jerry Sobel's avatar

Putrid pig

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Jeff Luth's avatar

How many women will vote to enslave their daughters and granddaughters to the cruel misogyny and sordid patriarchy of the Catholic hypocrites and evangelical thugs? I can imagine all sorts of shuffling and mendacious excuses for casting their progeny into a cruel and unforgiving policy state.

I hope it doesn’t happen. But so many excuse the outlandish behavior and destructiveness of the GOP now, it is very worrying.

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Peter Summers's avatar

“Trump a bidness man.” 😂😂😂😂 Love it!! Says it all about the master grifter. So far, the trial in NY shows the world The Orange One for what he is, a fraud, without him saying a word.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Does anyone know which bumpkinville the old demon will be visiting Saturday night, trying to suck the energy out of a hall stocked with halfwits? I have a morbid curiosity

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Found out. HELLLO, Wilmington, Delaware!!!!

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Abraham Washington's avatar

"Don Snoreleone" - Rick, you made my day!

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Dr. R's avatar

Junkie von Antivax…. Love it!

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Richard  Farley's avatar

This right here is the person I’ve always seen when I see his stupid orange fuvking face! He’s always been a joke yet undeniably clever at the con and potentially even more dangerous than we’ve all seen. I can tell you like many people I’ve always known what a spectacular piece of shit trump is,from wayyy back when I was introduced of his existence (unfortunately) back in 1989,when I was a senior in high school ffs. through the 90s hearing this pop n jay spew his brand of bullshit. Now I’m not an educated person by any means, I don’t have a lot of manners,which you’d think wouldn’t bother me.not so though because he was the worst type of person,shameless,no morals,lying to the point he’d pretend to be someone else entirely to swing his little balls and low self esteem around as if he couldn’t be touched or bothered,while being the biggest bully I’ve ever seen! that’s probably the crux of my hate for him even before he was president and became a traitor to our country and his oath of office! He didn’t start the Republican fall,but he sure as shit exacerbated or current problems. sad thing is,most of us think it hope that it’ll break and people will see him for what he is,and many people do. they are either in on the grift or they’re so afraid some black or brown people might just be treated just like them. I won’t hold my breath waiting for those people to to critically think. Go out tell the people you think may listen then drag their asses to the voting booth or tell them how easy mailing in ballots is. 😂🇺🇸💙💙🇺🇦💙

And sorry for the too long rant. 😵‍💫

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Bob McKeown's avatar

No, my righteously angry brother, it is a most excellent rant ;)

And this is from your friendly neighborhood grammar Nazi, LOL

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Richard  Farley's avatar

Appreciate you!

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Ann Spragens's avatar

Loved this column!! As an aside, does anyone else think it is wrong for a presidential candidate to be on the ballot in fewer than all 50 states? RFKj has targeted the swing states in an open play to be a spoiler. The Electoral College might provide enough votes in theory, but if all Americans are not given a chance to vote for or against the candidate, does it make sense? And when does such a candidate earn a place in a debate? Our system was created by deeply rational minds who did not consider the possibility of a wingnut throwing sand into the gears of the system.

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Abraham Washington's avatar

well, to protect America from real whack-jobs, they included "checks and balances", like SCOTUS. But how's that working out?

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Dawn Blacker's avatar

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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David Stone's avatar

"...era before the lidless eye of social media."

I'm totally not stealing that... Your brilliant analysis is made all the better with your terrific writing.

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David Walker's avatar

Might also mention my lovely wife reminded me of the fact that I met and talked to RFK, Jr., in Boston back in October 2008. Her “reminder” was sending me a photo from the event. My reaction was 🤮😵‍💫. One thing I really noticed was the contrast with how old and tired (and angry) he looks today vs. then (yeah, OK, I look older today, too, but not nearly to the same degree). Time has not been kind to his body…or his mind. His talk then was about his noble work with the River Keepers, the waterways conservation group he helped spearhead. My, how far he’s sunk into the muck and mire since those days. I’d like to feel sad for him, but since our country’s at stake I’m just hoping he flames out, and takes as many of the MAGAts with him as possible. In the mean time, get well, Rick!

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Abraham Washington's avatar

"how far he’s sunk into the muck and mire since those days." That could apply to many many others - Giuliani's a good example.

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David Walker's avatar

Don Snoreleone…he didn’t fall asleep, he just dosed off.

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Kam Uraki's avatar

Leon S Kennedy has so far has declined to endorse anyone, but given his history with fighting Umbrella and zombies, he's leaning towards Biden

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Papadas's avatar

th kennedy clan must be rolling over in their graves…

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