The country you spent ten years gaslighting, attacking, and insulting is standing in line to vote, and it isn’t standing there for you.
You can feel it, can’t you? And by “you” I mean the candidates, consultants, media sycophants, and scamfluencers who’ve profited mightily from MAGA and Trump. You feel some dark headed your way. Something that spells the beginning of the end to a corrupt and crapulous era.
Oh, the corpse of the Trump Thing is still dancing, jerkily and without much joy at the ever smaller rallies, with the blown-out speakers and the Lee Greenwood and the guy in the Trump-as-Rambo shirt telling you the polls are fake. We’re still getting Trump’s late-stage coming out riffs, but in your hearts, you know the MAGA magic is dead.


