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Jack Ryder's avatar

The most terrifying aspect of this is that this story is still more believable than the narrative that the Trump administration are spinning. Fucking hilarious, though!

David Gottfried's avatar

What a tour de force !

Actually, the Maga crew has much in common with Islamicists

The Internal Maga Quarrel over Jeffrey Epstein reminds me of the Inane internecine battles of Islamicists.

https://davidgottfried.substack.com/p/how-maga-madness-reminds-me-of-islamicists

Wyndi's avatar

Trump via Barr

Linda L Kelley's avatar

Thanks so much for posting this golden oldie! I was about to try searching your twitter feed for "muscle memory."

Jeffrey Oswald's avatar

The same guy that framed Roger Rabbit?

Raun Norquist's avatar

That would be funny if it wasn’t!

ShamblesofMeh's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣brilliant 👏

Doc Blase''s avatar

" Fifteen minutes later, she’d managed to read a few policy papers on her phone and Epstein was still fully alive and conscious.

“Jesus, Jared, don’t you have ANY hand strength?”

This brought tears. Of joy.

itzmelo's avatar

AMAZING!!! i really really really needed this belly laughter today! Thank you for this absolute work of art!

Bob McKeown's avatar

This is a nice, short Bulwark deep dive with Will Sommer and Tara Palmieri on how Pam Bondi botched the Epstein case and some good ideas of why:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvB0DJWDJ7M

Givepeaceachanceplease's avatar

So funny 🍆 🥷🦸🏻💼🐀📱

Michael Greene's avatar

Man I thought I've read some Hillarylarious bullshit about the woman but this almost takes the cake, especially with the effeminate comedy of Kushner doing TACO's dirty work. Rick call Lawrence O'Donnell because I'm sure y'all would come up with a cable streaming hit.

Mihaela's avatar

Rick should write scripts for Hollywood!

Ray Cunneff's avatar

But who is "Big Dog"? Elon Musk? Steve Bannon? Jeff Bezos? Pope Leo?

Doc Blase''s avatar

I'd like John Dean in that role.

Michael Greene's avatar

Ray I thought it was Bill but I could go for the Pope because a Black man is always the moral compass of these political criminals.

Carolyn Gabbard Fugate's avatar

This was awesome, but if Donald gets hold of this he’ll be publishing it on Truth Social as the truth!