Jim Jordan and Biden 18

Cowardice is always their preferred option.

Forget the bipartisan fantasy. If history is any guide, the “moderate” “good guy” and “problem solvers” (all in the most sarcastic quotes I can muster) Biden 18 types will talk a big game, then get behind Jim Jordan, a man destined to be one of the most calamitous Speakers of the House in modern memory.

“But I had to, or the commies would seize the means of production” will be the least offensive and tedious of their answers as to why they’ve back a bizarro world insurrectionist goon like Jordan, but back him they most certainly will in order to avoid a primary from their right.

The obvious choice for these so-called moderates is to make a deal with the Democrats, but that’s a Sorkinesque fantasy; delightful in prospect, impossible in reality.

It will be a disaster for them, politically. It will be a disaster for the nation since it means inevitable shutdown drama.

Expect nothing but performative political stunts, and a Hunter Biden’s Laptop Dick Pic Palooza from Jordan and his creepy minions in the year ahead until they and their kin in the Entertainment Wing of the GOP meet an angry American electorate in November of 2024.